Landry: I’m telling you, I was reading up on pheromones last night and I really think they’ll work.
Matt: There’s no smell that’s gonna make Julie not hate me anymore.
Landry: A lot of studies have shown that responses to odors depend on emotions felt whenever that odor was first smelt.
Matt: Okay, even if that wasn’t the stupidest thing that i’ve ever heard, I mean, I don’t even know what kind of smell that Julie would like.
Landry: Well, I mean she likes her dad, doesn’t she? So why don’t you figure out what type of soap he uses. Then you can go out and get that kind of soap.
Matt: You’re retarded.